Every episode of FRINGE ever:
- Creepy, gross unexplained phenomenon occurs (i.e. someone from a parallel universe starts giving everyone herpes of the EVERYTHING via a coffee filter).
- Broyles calls Olivia.
- Oliva calls Peter (sounding oddly mannish, probably to cover her Aussie accent).
- Peter tells Walter to put down whatever pudding he is eating and that they have to go right away.
- The Harvard basement team assembles and Walter informs them that they need to take whatever body they find back to his lab, no questions asked. He will also need a cow and a slice of pecan pie.
- Everyone goes to the lab and Walter suggests a theory, which is wrong. Then when everyone leaves the lab, Astrid says something unimportant and Walter has an epiphany.
- Olivia goes to Massive Dynamic, creepy company who helps her cryptically. Creepy red head with missing arm makes phone calls.
- Walter calls Peter about his epiphany.
- Peter calls Olivia but can’t reach her.
- Peter runs after Olivia and saves her in the nick of time from whatever creepy parallel universe thing has tried to kill her.
- Peter smiles at Olivia.
- Bald men in suits appear. New creepy thing looms in background.
- FRINGE (with a picture of a frog or something).
I’m on to you Abrams.
